This is a printed greeting card. It does not play audio or record messages.

The Cupid in Chief has ended 8 wars.

He can easily stop your bickering and make the greatest Valentine’s Day of all time. Possibly ever. Believe me.

This Valentine’s Day card features the Cupid in Chief stepping in to restore peace, love, and romance when negotiations at home break down.

Perfect for couples who enjoy humor, sarcasm, and a bold Valentine’s Day laugh.

Details:

• 5×7 folded Valentine’s Day card

• Blank inside for your own message

• Printed on thick, high quality cardstock

• Includes envelope

• Ships fast from the USA

This card gets straight to the point.