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Merry Christmas, But I'm BROKE! Talking Santa Card with Mrs. Claus Centerfold
$14.98 USD
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Santa's broke this year, and he made it everyone's problem.
Open the card and Santa himself delivers the bad news in a 30 second recorded message: no gifts this year, because the Mrs. picked up a side hustle at NorthPoleOnly.com. Tucked inside is her collectible Miss December 2026 centerfold, which is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and 100% PG-13.
Premium 7 x 5 inch top-fold card with a built-in sound module. A 30 second voice message from Santa (and the Mrs.) plays when the card opens. Includes the fold-out Miss December 2026 centerfold insert and blank writing space for your own note.
Grandma safe. Marriage tested. Ho ho ho.